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My chickens have found new ways to complain about me

At night, chickens have an internal desperation to roost off
the ground.  If they can’t find an accommodating roost, they’ll look for one anywhere,
including the central branch of a young apple tree which cannot support their
weight.   
Because the original roost in my chicken
tractor accommodates only about five chickens, I put an additional roost in the
chicken tractor when the chickens began roosting in and soiling the nesting
boxes.  I do not overbuild things the way
my husband does, and the extra roost I built a year or two ago fell over.  I tried to repair it, but one night, recently, as I put them to bed, it was very wobbly, and the roosting chickens made it more unstable.  As I walked away from the chickens after
closing their door, I heard an indignant squawking and thrashing of wings, and giggled
to myself as I envisioned the roost tipping over while sleepy chickens rode it
to the ground.  In the morning, I saw its
dilapidated state, and resolved to enlist the help of my father in rebuilding
it when my parents visited.

We laid the chicken tractor, which is a bottomless movable
pen that I drag to different spots in the yard so the chickens can have fresh
ground to explore, on its side.  Chickens
are inquisitive creatures, and when we tipped over the house all eight of them
began discussing the situation with much chicken dismay.  They circled the house, stepped inside, and
pecked at the soles of my father’s shoes as he knelt on the ground to inspect
the fallen perch.  They talked about this
interruption in their lives with their many chicken voices, clucking, and
saying “Hhuummmmm!” and hopped about the area. 
Eventually, most of them went off to chase bugs or have a drink of
water, but Mr. Cuteypants, my surviving guinea, kept up a constant exclamation
of “Pot rack!” “Pot rack!”
My chickens in the garden
Construction projects always take longer than expected, and
by the time we recharged the cordless drill, ate lunch, and found all the
necessary screws and boards, the chickens’ house had been in disarray for a few
hours, and it was time for them to lay eggs. 
After a lull of six weeks or so during the early winter when I had to
purchase both eggs and chicken feed, my birds have begun laying eggs.  Egg laying is a complex physical and
psychological process, and chickens develop preferences about proper egg laying.  They prefer to lay eggs in a dark, quiet,
familiar place that is far away from people, other chickens, and electric
drills.
 
We removed the nesting boxes and set them on the ground when
we tipped over the chicken tractor, but they wanted to lay their eggs inside
the chicken tractor, in the normal nest spot. 
When we came back from lunch, five chickens were huddled in the back
corner of the overturned structure on some hay that fell out of the nesting
boxes. 
As we worked on the roosts, the chickens complained about
our presence and scolded us.  We had to
shoo them out of the way to repair the roost, but they kept returning.  Finally, one chicken, huddled down under
three others, laid an egg.  I anticipated
the event, and saw the egg just as it emerged from the chicken and lay
glistening wet on the straw.  She ran to the
water bucket for a drink, and for a snack of some chicken feed. 
One chicken remained, and demanded that we leave.  Her squawking became so loudly insistent, and
she was so close to me, that I saw the roof of her mouth; I’ve never had a
chicken open her mouth so widely in such an angle that I could see the roof of
her mouth.  I knelt beside the chicken
tractor, using the cordless drill to insert screws into the wood to hold on the
new perch, and my father held the wood in place.  The aggravated chicken became silent for a
moment, and then I felt chicken feet on my back.  The distressed bird had jumped onto my back,
either for better access to the upward-facing side of the chicken tractor or in
agitation, and I stopped my work until my father could remove her. 
We quickly finished the job, righted the chicken tractor,
and put the nesting box back inside.  All
the chickens, led by the most agitated bird, dashed inside, with a chorus of
“HHhhuuumms!” to investigate.  They tried
out the nesting boxes, and argued over who was able to use the boxes
first.  We left them alone, and that night
I found one egg in the nesting box, and chickens snugly perched on the
roosts. 
Chickens with the chicken tractor when it was much newer and not dilapidated!

If you are considering starting a flock of chickens, they
will be soon or already are available in feed stores.  Get at least four birds.  Chickens need companionship and someone with
which to discuss the daily events in their lives, and four will give you extra
chickens in case some die.

1 thought on “My chickens have found new ways to complain about me

  1. They look beautiful, healthy and happy. But you are right, chickens often make a bit a complaining noise. Maybe it is because so many for them end up being dinner. Or it is the weather. Maybe it is just normal. Maybe they think we are complaining and they are complaining about us complaining. 🙂

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